David Jaffe – Quote Of The Month

Humour - No Comments »Feb 01, 2008

David Jaffe is well known in the gaming industry – for those not in the know, he was behind Twisted Metal and God of War II. David likes to speak his mind. Sometimes it lands him in a bit of trouble, but other times it lands him deep into my heart.

This quote is taken from an interview he had with Wired where they talked about the Twisted Metal series.

Kohler: Apparently when Miyamoto first went to Retro Studios, they were making a car combat game, he said, “Why would you make that? Why would you put a gun on a car?” And they stopped development on the game. So maybe you should answer that question. Why would you put a gun on a car?

Jaffe: You know, honestly, I’ve been too busy recently trying to figure out why the fuck go-karts shoot banana peels.

Genius.

Source: Wired via Kotaku

FOX News Mass Effect Parody

Humour - No Comments »Jan 29, 2008

This is a parody of Geoff Keighley’s appearance on FOX News. The interview itself is decent, but it’s the opening introduction which I found truly awesome.

Source: Loading Ready Run via Kotaku

Dominoes: 1500 Xbox 360 HDDs

Humour - No Comments »Jan 23, 2008

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Is reading the minimum specs for Assassin’s Creed on PC getting you down?… Well, hopefully this will cheer you up a little bit. I mean, who doesn’t love a good Dominoes effect?

Source: Kotaku

Gordon Freeman on Coast to Coast

Humour - No Comments »Jan 21, 2008
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Yes, I know Gordon Freeman never talks, but lets put that aside for a second and try to believe (just like George Noory of Coast to Coast radio did) that Gordon Freeman is a real man, with a real problem.

The Master of All Vacuums?

Humour, Misc - No Comments »Jan 21, 2008



Look familiar?
The Samsung’s SC9540 Vacuum is labeled as being “the strong, silent type” on their website.

Is it sad that I almost feel like cleaning the house when I see this thing?

Source: Samsung via Kotaku

A Day in the Life of a Turret (Portal)

Humour - No Comments »Jan 18, 2008
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Not the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but damn, it’s hard not to love those Turrets.

Another Halo 3 suicide

Humour - No Comments »Jan 15, 2008

Unfortunately the embed isn’t workin, so I’ll just have to point you to it.

You may remember Evlmidget25′s Halo suicide clip, which was posted late December. This is something similar, only it’s made by Chris Antista of Games Radar.

Source: Kotaku

Illegal Danish 2: Escape from Orgrimmar

Humour, Media - No Comments »Jan 04, 2008

2 years later it’s finally here, the 2nd episode of Illegal Danish.

It’s not as funny as the original, but it is still very well made, and worth a look.

Unfortunately I can’t embed the video, as it’s too large and can’t be resized (don’t worry, I’m working on a new layout which will allow for more width).
But in the mean time I will unfortunately just have to point you to the stage6 video.
Illegal Danish 2: Escape from Orgrimmar – Full Size: 396 * 704

If you haven’t seen episode 1, I suggest you do so before watching Escape from Orgrimmar:
Illegal Danish: Super Snacks – Full Size: 480 * 640

Halo 3: The King of Suicide (virtual)

Humour - No Comments »Dec 26, 2007
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I really don’t think I need to say anything, except:
God Like.

“w00t” crowned word of year by U.S. dictionary

Humour, Misc - No Comments »Dec 12, 2007

Source: Yahoo

BOSTON (Reuters) – “w00t,” an expression of joy coined by online gamers, was crowned word of the year on Tuesday by the publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary.Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster Inc. said “w00t” — typically spelled with two zeros — reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and cell phone text-messaging.

It’s like saying “yay,” the dictionary said.

“It could be after a triumph or for no reason at all,” Merriam-Webster said.

Visitors to Merriam-Webster’s Web site were invited to vote for one of 20 words and phrases culled from the most frequently looked-up words on the site and submitted by readers.

Runner-up was “facebook” as a new verb meaning to add someone to a list of friends on the Web site Facebook.com or to search for people on the social networking site.

Merriam-Webster President John Morse said “w00t” reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words.

“People look for self-evident numeral-letter substitutions: 0 for O; 3 for E; 7 for T; and 4 for A,” he said. “This is simply a different and more efficient way of representing the alphabetical character.”

One Web site, www.thinkgeek.com, already sells T-shirts with the word “w00t” printed on the front.

“w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived from the obsolete ‘whoot’ which essentially is another way to say ‘hoot’ which itself is a shout or derisive laugh,” Think Geek said on its Web site.

“But others maintain that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies in Quake III,” it added, referring to a popular video game.

Online gamers often replace numbers and symbols with letters to form what Merriam-Webster calls an “esoteric computer hacker language” known as “l33t speak.” This translates into “leet,” which is short for “elite.”

A separate survey of words used in the media and on the Internet by California-based Global Language Monitor produced a different set of winners on Tuesday. “Hybrid” took top honors as word of the year with “climate change” the top phrase.

Global Language Monitor, which uses an algorithm to track words and phrases in the media and on the Internet, said “hybrid” had broad connotations of “all things green from biodiesel to wearing clothes made of soy to global warming.”

Runner-up was “surge,” based on the “surge” of 30,000 extra U.S. troops deployed to Iraq since mid-June, followed by the word “Bluetooth,” a technology used to connect electronic devices via radio waves.

“The English language is becoming more and more a globalized language every year,” said Global Language Monitor president Paul Payack, noting that this year’s list included words also culled from India, Singapore, China and Australia.

Full list: Merriam-Webster